Baru Kite kenal,erti kurang hajar....................................................................................

"Kite ingat,kite ney bodoh xmakan saman..Kite ingat,kite ney kurang hajar xhormat orang..Rupenya,kite ney sekecil sehingus lagi kt muka dunia ney..(jahanam la bahasa melayu dapek kt den ha)"

Emm,agak menarik pembuka kata,kite letak kt atas tuh..kite? sape kite 2? ramai ke,yang terlibat dalam posting baru ney? jangan salah ea? huhhuhu..kite 2,bahasekan diri sebagai saya..alah,orang terengganu,mmg panggil kite2 ney..huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Panjang,kite ngeloh..hari ney,kite nk story sikit pasal pengalaman bekerja sebagai promoter..
even,3 hari je bekerja tapi those 3 days dah cukup untuk kite,mengeloh dan menyumpah maki hamun kt dalam hati(ape guna ada blog,lepas geram kt cney lagi bagus..)

Hari,jumaat,sabtu,ahad yang lepas kite diassign utk promote,the latest product from ** ****x..
Mcm biase,kite pon bagi la flyers kt orang2 yang lalu lalang kt citu..sambil2 2,promote sekali

"hello there,wanna try the new broadband in town?"

Dallam kesibukkan itu,kite terperasaan ade sorang mamat K****G gatal! ney,asyik dok minta flyers..

Belinya,tidak..dok tanyer lebih2..kite pon,rase pelik..Xlame,dia datang mintak lagi 1..kejadahnye,mintak bnyak2 ney..Then,kita tanye la dier "bro,latest package! let's potong!

Dia,dok perati booth and said "well,not that easy..Tell me more,on the others word convince me how this package,will be much savings than my streamyx??

Adoi......Punyelah,sekali dia speaking daa!! ape mcm mau,jawab ngn dia ney? kite pn,hentam sajelah!!

Kite pon,cakap la kat dia,"sir,this potong kind of things promise you to get rid off those,tortoise mbps speed to a higher level on surfing the internet!" Let's take a examples,we offer the latest tech and promotions to u,through our plan "potong"

If you,willing to hand over your latest bills from current   "berokband" 

we'll working to you,A new "wifi modem" without,using any telephones lines! Most of all,we can give you,today if u sign up a free broandband on the go called "wiggy!" 

Get it,free after sign up with us through potong today! 

K****G nampak,macam terwonder sekejap..hehe..mungkin,dia xsangka,promoter tak xader ilmu kot? 2,3 min die dok pandang backdrop "potong" Then,kite tanyelah dia..dah agak dh,dia mesti xnak beli..berlagak aje lebih.."sir,how's now? wanna "potong" with us? 

He said,No..i don't have any interested of buying of this "potong"

What the F?? Penat ajer,kita terangkan kt dia..rugi mase,rugi pelaggan ajer..kalu kite,tau dier xnak beli,kite wat donno ajer bila die datang nk tanyer..Then,i said to him "sir,buy la..(push to sales is good skills to makes others to buy) why wait? I can assure you,that this broadband is the highest,and fastest among all..This Modem,use The latest W1Max Tech..that,can afford highest speed of downloading,surfing and also playing online games..


Kite sajer jer,nk kenakan dier..padan muka..galok sangat,nk berkecek bahase inggeris..amek sedas!
Then,supervisor kite datang..dia tanyer kite,"what happens? any luck of selling?"
Kite cakap "no,he still need some times to think" Supervisor kite ckap,"sir why think so deeply? there's no chance this things will make your lost any thing?" this aa,are the best of the best!"
He said "Later la,got some stuff to buy than i'll decided..
Dalam hati kite,mangkok ney,bukan nk beli sangat pon..sajer jer,berlagak lebih..nk kenakan,golongan2 promoter la katekan..amek ko! terkena balik!


Supervisor kite,ckap "sir,a good questions came with a good answer,u want it o not? yes,or no?

Then,he said "actually,i dont want..i don't see this broadband have the speed that you all talking about" 
My supervisor,said "what on earth will make you said like that? what's the proof?
Let's try surf in order to proof what is wrong what is right!


Keadaan,dah jadi tegang..K****G dah terperangkap,ngn kate2 dier sndrik..Then he said"no,i don't want..l've already know,the speed..i've got,something to be settled bye!


Wah,mcm bangang pon ader K****G ney..cakap,lebih2..Belinyer xnak..Lain kali,toksah la Encik K****G datang,setakat nk tunjuk how the F**K englis you are..buzz off,there's always be,soomeone good than you..sakit hati..kalu rasa2,xnak beli..berambos..jangan tayang,muka hitam ko kt cney??!!


Maaf la,kalu ada K****G kat luar sana,terasaa hati..Yang wat hal,seko ajer..so,jangan la babitkan semuanyer..

Nota Kaki Kite: Penat jadik,promoter..berdiri sepanjang mase..nasib,baik supervisor sporting! ^_^ dapat,jumper awek2 cun....dari kolej segi! Nurse cute plak 2! hhuhuh!







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